I only have questions about how your brain works.
I’d rather memorize all the station names of the nearby railway than memorize your crap rhetoric.
Just because you said “don’t worry” doesn’t guarantee anything worth worrying about wouldn’t happen.
It was during lunch break, I hung out with these two insignificant side characters and ate our boxed lunches.
Normal humans can’t just fire laser beams from their eyes. Are you a moron?
Thanks for the hard work, guys.
Allow me to leave first then. I’m sorry, I have no intention of staying behind, since time doesn’t wait. You can’t just reset a life easily, and there are no save points lying around in some back alley allowing you to save your progress.
It was only the little kids, who have no concept of what entertainment is, who felt happy coming here.
I don’t know what that exactly means, but I guess it’ll be OK as long as it makes sense grammatically.
Urgh, I really wanted to hang myself right away.
Such an interesting joke, but I don’t know how to laugh now. Ha ha ha.
Actually, I don’t give a damn.
This is getting ridiculous.
Should I take that as a compliment or should I be disappointed?
Hey, Haruhi! You’ve become a god already, oh my god! (Pun intended.)
You are the least qualified to call me a dumbass!
Is your skull badly damaged!?
Necessary my ass! Whoever said that anyway?
Oh god, you really are an idiot!
I asked because, well, I’m normal after all.
Don’t use a serious tone.
Don’t breathe on me.
Your face is really close.
Freaking me out.
Annoying Oh so annoying Annoying.
Freud would have a field day with this!
Give us a sign that tells us when to laugh.
How could your practically zero percent success rate experiences tell us anything?
It’s amazing how much you kiss your own ass
It’s about time somebody praised me.
It was thanks to my hard work and mental exhaustion that mankind was able to survive.
I felt it wouldn’t be too much if all the heads of state around the world were to give me a thank you letter.
Then go sacrifice yourself!
I feel like beating the crap out of this guy.
If you can’t understand, then quit bullshitting as if you know everything.
I’m just an ordinary person armed with common sense.
Or maybe I was calcium deficient.
I’m just a small character standing in a corner and mumbling by myself.
A person like me would probably go emotional about twice a year.
Someone give me a gun! A real gun! Not a toy gun!
Why on earth am I having a serious conversation with a cat?
I’m sorry, could you please not agree with the cat as well?
I sighed deeply. Is there no way to shut this guy up?
While it may be gratifying to show off one’s ability to speak lengthily, they ought to consider the feelings of the audience as well!
He was seriously asking for a beating.
Our team was so crappy that I felt like apologizing to our opponents.
Besides, this girl is not just a normal idiot, she is an idiot at the top of the idiot food chain, the Queen Idiot of the Idiot World.
In other words, it is healthier if you don’t force yourself. That’s it, I’m not studying.
There’s no need to apologize, since no one was waiting for you.
Whenever it suited her, she would disregard the Laws of Relativity completely and throw them out of the window.
For someone to actually consider these things seriously, they must truly be mental.
I want a detached house with a garden where I can give a dog a bath.
Don’t openly declare your criminal intentions like that, there’s a limit to being shameless!
I’m not going to play some stupid Zen philosophy games with you, and I don’t plan to satisfy myself with abstract topics. So I refuse to answer your question.
A person is an animal that wants someone who is at least as stupid as itself around.
If I were to list my complaints about you, it would completely fill up both sides of an A4 note.
It seemed like I had somehow contracted a can’t-control-the-computer disorder.
Added 2007-01-12
I don’t suppose anyone can live if they’ve had a knife stabbed straight into their heart?
Is your memory storage lower than a five inch floppy disk’s?
This I had to ask about. Asking about what you do not understand is the best policy.
I have no intentions of sleeping in a room with a name that gives me nightmares.
My cerebral neocortex hasn’t aged to such an extent to be fooled by this second fake deduction.
Don’t I look cool right now? Then allow me to continue.
My cerebral grey matter isn’t just there for looks, you know.
If Haruhi got pissed as a result, then you’re responsible for dousing the flames, because I’ll be running for my life.
It’s fine to be so freaking high-spirited, but what’s your basis? Share some of that with me.
Upon being told this, 80% of people would fall for it.
I was pondering on the source of capital within the shadow of this sluggish old man working only once a year.
I should at least be thankful that I had already encountered all sorts of absurdity by now. Otherwise, I would, without a doubt, be running around looking for a counselor.
I am always the sober one, and I acknowledge myself as the levelheaded tsukkomi commentator towards everything under the Sun. Hey, I can butt in a comment even to this incomprehensible world, like this: Nandeyanen?/What the heck?
If I found another me sleeping there, I would wake him at once with my fist.
No matter when it was, I don’t think I’ve written into my resume any skills that would get me sent straight to a funny farm, besides the pretty useless skill of getting myself unwittingly dragged into mysterious events.
No wait, why was I feeling jealous over myself, anyway?
She looked past the flowery patterns on the bookmark and studied the text that was printed on the back like an archaeologist who had just dug out an LCD television from a Cretaceous-era bedrock.
Oh Great Goddess Nagato, I too am praying for you to show mercy upon us.
It sounds as if he’s talking to me, so I’d better answer him.
I don’t see a point of keeping that in my mind.
I only win big when winning doesn’t matter.
Damn it! Is this world run by maniacs?
It’s best for silent people to remain silent.